Ah, the sweetness of not going to your own wedding ceremony:

To continue the theme of anti-romance popping up all over my friends list this morning.

On the bright side, all of this anti romance has put me in the correct mood for dealing with the bureaucrats that I must call this morning, after getting woken up by a terrified cat at 4:45 am under the assumption that the only safe place to hide from lightning was under my butt. If I sound a bit growly today...I'm a bit growly today.