Unstoppable. Trains, that is.

Not as bad as the previews suggested, but still, more than worthy of snark. If you do choose to see it, I suggest waiting for the DVD and fast forwarding through the boring first third of the film and just going straight to the parts with the UNSTOPPABLE TRAIN. Trust me, you won't be missing much except for Chris Pine's underwear. Which, granted, might be a selling point for some of you.

( Cut for spoilers, not that there's much to spoil here. )