Rundelstone of Oz
Dec. 2nd, 2010 05:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
marinessI chatter about puppets, false nostalgia, changes in children's writing and the Rundelstone of Oz over at Tor.com today.
In completely unrelated news, I am saddened to tell you that the Grey One has been kept out of the guest bedroom ALL DAY because a certain person has been using it to assemble furniture. I am saddened mostly because the result of this has been irritated claw marks up and down my stomach. I suspect that most, if not all of you, would argue that assembling furniture is a perfectly legal, unremarkable and indeed beneficial thing to do. You, however, are not a cat who was expecting -- nay, demanding -- that she be allowed to take her daily nap in the guest bedroom because clearly the couch and my bedroom and various chairs and floors and windowsills are completely unacceptable at this time for nap purposes.
It's a good thing she hasn't learned to type yet. She would put every other internet drama queen to shame, I tell you. To absolute shame.
In completely unrelated news, I am saddened to tell you that the Grey One has been kept out of the guest bedroom ALL DAY because a certain person has been using it to assemble furniture. I am saddened mostly because the result of this has been irritated claw marks up and down my stomach. I suspect that most, if not all of you, would argue that assembling furniture is a perfectly legal, unremarkable and indeed beneficial thing to do. You, however, are not a cat who was expecting -- nay, demanding -- that she be allowed to take her daily nap in the guest bedroom because clearly the couch and my bedroom and various chairs and floors and windowsills are completely unacceptable at this time for nap purposes.
It's a good thing she hasn't learned to type yet. She would put every other internet drama queen to shame, I tell you. To absolute shame.