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Well, this explains it:
Jan. 13th, 2011 05:32 pmApparently I am not a Capricorn after all, but a Sagittarius.
Adding to the confusion, someone once told me that given my birthplace, date and time I was actually a Scorpio.
To find out which, I decided to take the absolute scientific approach, and compare the three horoscopes of the day (from the clearly unbiased if overloaded with advertisements site Horoscope.com.) to see which of the three most accurately describes me and this day. Here we go:
"Today you could doubt the amount of money you might get from a business transaction. If you can, verify this before starting anything. You aren't being told something. Personal relationships, particularly love and romance, should be stable and rewarding now, although today you may not have much time to spend with those you care about. Hang in there."
Paranoia. The story of my life. Plus, it's like the stars KNEW that I'm fairly convinced that today's submissions will result in rejection slips! AND that I'm not being told that if I resubmit something else I still have no chance. Complete accuracy on part one. Somewhat dubious on part two of this, but, you know, accuracy is accuracy.
"Confusing communications could be the pattern for today, Sagittarius. Some paperwork you need to do for a task might be delayed - hung up in the mail or filed in the wrong place. It might take a while to locate it, but it should turn up eventually. There might be some strange messages for you, and you may not be sure whether or not you should return the calls."
It's like Sagittarius is reading my spam mail. And listening to the weird robo calls that keep coming in from someplace in Nebraska (seriously) about what I think is meant to be sleds (also seriously except I am not sure about the sled part).
"A scheduling conflict may come up today, Scorpio. A business engagement could interfere with a social event. You might doubt whether you can attend both, but if you plan carefully, it should be OK. Someone at home might not be communicative, which could cause a little worry. This person has issues they need to work out for themselves. Just be there if needed."
:: looks at one of the cats ::
:: looks at the five fish ::
Ding! Ding! We have a winner. I am, indeed, a Scorpio. I feel much better now that that's all cleared up.
This blog does not exactly endorse astrology unless it fully considers the effects of Kuiper belt objects and the hypothetical Oort Cloud, which, actually for all this blog knows, today's astrologers might actually be doing since it hasn't been paying attention.
Adding to the confusion, someone once told me that given my birthplace, date and time I was actually a Scorpio.
To find out which, I decided to take the absolute scientific approach, and compare the three horoscopes of the day (from the clearly unbiased if overloaded with advertisements site Horoscope.com.) to see which of the three most accurately describes me and this day. Here we go:
"Today you could doubt the amount of money you might get from a business transaction. If you can, verify this before starting anything. You aren't being told something. Personal relationships, particularly love and romance, should be stable and rewarding now, although today you may not have much time to spend with those you care about. Hang in there."
Paranoia. The story of my life. Plus, it's like the stars KNEW that I'm fairly convinced that today's submissions will result in rejection slips! AND that I'm not being told that if I resubmit something else I still have no chance. Complete accuracy on part one. Somewhat dubious on part two of this, but, you know, accuracy is accuracy.
"Confusing communications could be the pattern for today, Sagittarius. Some paperwork you need to do for a task might be delayed - hung up in the mail or filed in the wrong place. It might take a while to locate it, but it should turn up eventually. There might be some strange messages for you, and you may not be sure whether or not you should return the calls."
It's like Sagittarius is reading my spam mail. And listening to the weird robo calls that keep coming in from someplace in Nebraska (seriously) about what I think is meant to be sleds (also seriously except I am not sure about the sled part).
"A scheduling conflict may come up today, Scorpio. A business engagement could interfere with a social event. You might doubt whether you can attend both, but if you plan carefully, it should be OK. Someone at home might not be communicative, which could cause a little worry. This person has issues they need to work out for themselves. Just be there if needed."
:: looks at one of the cats ::
:: looks at the five fish ::
Ding! Ding! We have a winner. I am, indeed, a Scorpio. I feel much better now that that's all cleared up.
This blog does not exactly endorse astrology unless it fully considers the effects of Kuiper belt objects and the hypothetical Oort Cloud, which, actually for all this blog knows, today's astrologers might actually be doing since it hasn't been paying attention.