It's been awhile since I've updated you on the status of the squirrel human war, but several alert readers passed along this warning:
now, they are turning PURPLE (also from io9.com
here. I leave you to imagine WHAT THIS MEANS.
And from the front lines, an assurance that, and I quote, squirrels
must be going to some kind of Rambo class. And some of you were suggesting it's just me, although it is only fair, I suppose, to note that alert reader
stevenglassman sent along this
countersuggestion.Meanwhile, I must tell you that, even as I type, two squirrels are doing something they would doubtless call "playing" and I am calling "scouting" on the maple tree just outside my window. I did warn you all.