Will no one think of Oscar?

[mariness]

In all the terror of the "disclosure" that Bert and Ernie have been not so secretly living in sin all of these years, and will now not be allowed to make honest Muppets of each other, have we all forgotten that Oscar is STILL LIVING IN A GARBAGE CAN? Oh, Sesame Street. Whatever happened to your message of sharing?

But while I'm on the subject, Sesame Street, you do realize that if you are right, and Muppets have no sexual orientation, that whole Miss Piggy and Kermit thing just got a lot more disturbing?

http://www.facebook.com/note.php?created&¬e_id=​10150290119497855&id=13759741267

(Sorry for the Facebook link; that was the main link I found to Sesame Street's official statement.)