Chihuahua, pink earrings, and Britney Spears

[mariness]

So, while I wait for the space shuttle to go or not go off, I am reminded that I failed to post the link to this article from the weekend with the cheery title, "Chihuahua with earrings stolen at gay bar; Police Seek Man With Britney Spears Tattoo."

I really feel I have nothing to add to that. Except to note that I was not even remotely surprised to click through and see that the incident occurred in Wilton Manors, and I suspect a good half of my readers will share my lack of surprise here.