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The problem with Sleepy Hollow is that it leads to conversations on Twitter like this one:

@CrowKythiaranos Admittedly the show was not entirely clear on the goals of the Thracian Druids. #exceptevil #andpossiblycoffee
— Mari Ness (@mari_ness) November 19, 2013

@mari_ness The Druids will show up later. Possibly with bonus confetti demons, dead wives, or suspiciously German accents.
— Jennifer Crow (@CrowKythiaranos) November 19, 2013

. @CrowKythiaranos Although a bunch of Irish druids with German accents partying in Istanbul is EXACTLY WHAT THIS SHOW NEEDS! #sleepyhollow
— Mari Ness (@mari_ness) November 19, 2013

@mari_ness I SMELL SPINOFF.
— Jennifer Crow (@CrowKythiaranos) November 19, 2013

@CrowKythiaranos We OPEN in ISTANBUL as confused extras say, hey, wait, why does no one with an Irish accent have a head on this show?
— Mari Ness (@mari_ness) November 19, 2013

@mari_ness CUT TO an attractive couple stumbling into each other as an eclipse darkens the sky. VOICEOVER low-pitched chanting.
— Jennifer Crow (@CrowKythiaranos) November 19, 2013

@CrowKythiaranos Suddenly, machine guns ring out! Just as someone waves around Egyptian hieroglyphs from the Bible.
— Mari Ness (@mari_ness) November 19, 2013

@mari_ness Translated, the hieroglyphs explain that the forces of evil have planned an Emergency Backup Apocalypse!
— Jennifer Crow (@CrowKythiaranos) November 19, 2013

@CrowKythiaranos Because back in ancient Egypt they foresaw that the Original Apocalyse would be run on Windows software!
— Mari Ness (@mari_ness) November 19, 2013

@mari_ness And since the Hessians don't deserve their reputation for efficiency, allowances must be made. Thracians have analog prophecies!
— Jennifer Crow (@CrowKythiaranos) November 19, 2013