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Me, with pleased surprise at seeing an acquaintance: Hey you!

Acquaintance: Hey! Been run over by any more trucks lately?

Me: Nope. The new policy of truck avoidance is working well.

Ace's cashier…..: What?

Acquaintance: Yeah, she and her trike got run over by a semi.

Ace's cashier: Where?

Me: That horrible State Road 50 intersection at –

Ace's cashier: Oh, yeah. That one. When was this?

Me: Oh, over a year ago now. He just likes bringing it up.

Ace's cashier, looking at the cane: Oh my god. And you still aren't healed?

Me, suddenly realizing what she was thinking: Oh, this? No, this is unrelated.

After leaving the store I realized that it wasn't quite as unrelated as all that, but I am amused by how many people hear the truck story and assume that is why I use a wheelchair/cane, rather than realizing that it was quite the other way around: I wouldn't have been on the trike without that wheelchair/cane.

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