Most Awesome Death Ever

Another little twitter story of mine up at Thaumatrope. This one is titled "Most Awesome Death Ever."

Funny thing: I completely forgot that a) this was appearing and b) that I wrote it; when it showed up on my Twitter feed, my first thought was, "heh," followed by, "wait...that sounds vaguely familiar...." It's a bit strange to encounter mostly forgotten writings, even when I can easily guess the inspiration for this one.

Admit it:

You've all been dying to know what a sneak attack really tastes like.

This may be the best soda EVER.