The Eagle and the Snark

So, The Eagle, a quasi-Roman flick with swords, muds and horses. But first, why, oh why, ARE WE TURNING JANE EYRE INTO A HORROR MOVIE? This is wrong, people, wrong. Gothic, sure. Madwomen in attics, sure. Horror, not so much.

While you're contemplating that, onto the snark. ( Yay snark! )