Ringer, episode 2
Sep. 26th, 2011 08:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
marinessOk. The latest Sarah Michelle Geller vehicle is so ridiculously terrible that I am hooked. Look at what we learned from episode 2 alone:
1) When impersonating your evil twin, it's important to keep plenty of bleach on hand.
2) When cell phones ring from antique trunks in the middle of a cocktail party clearly designed to leach money from you, it's important to make sure that your hair looks great.
3) Dry cleaners will confess all of your secrets, except, you know, the blood.
4) New York's cleaning people can simultaneously make a loft sparkle and miss seeing a corpse, all at the same time.
5) Evil twins always keep top secret bank accounts that can be easily found by less evil twins.
6) If you interrupt your evil twin's date on the pathetic excuse that you, you know, have been fired, your evil twin will continue to hold a grudge about this FOREVER AND EVER, because, you know, evil twin.
7) Novelists cheating on hard working wives a) sulk a lot and b) are not as good as you would think they should be at coming up with explanations of things.
8) FBI agents like to eat fancy appetizers. Well, who doesn't?
9) The girl who usually guest stars in Warehouse 13 who was guest starring in this episode? Is hoping, very very very hard, that Warehouse 13 is not going to get cancelled.
1) When impersonating your evil twin, it's important to keep plenty of bleach on hand.
2) When cell phones ring from antique trunks in the middle of a cocktail party clearly designed to leach money from you, it's important to make sure that your hair looks great.
3) Dry cleaners will confess all of your secrets, except, you know, the blood.
4) New York's cleaning people can simultaneously make a loft sparkle and miss seeing a corpse, all at the same time.
5) Evil twins always keep top secret bank accounts that can be easily found by less evil twins.
6) If you interrupt your evil twin's date on the pathetic excuse that you, you know, have been fired, your evil twin will continue to hold a grudge about this FOREVER AND EVER, because, you know, evil twin.
7) Novelists cheating on hard working wives a) sulk a lot and b) are not as good as you would think they should be at coming up with explanations of things.
8) FBI agents like to eat fancy appetizers. Well, who doesn't?
9) The girl who usually guest stars in Warehouse 13 who was guest starring in this episode? Is hoping, very very very hard, that Warehouse 13 is not going to get cancelled.