Two alerts from the squirrel wars:
1. First, from alert reader
fizzgig_bites we learn that squirrels are now attacking perfectly innocent drunk drivers.
2. On a considerably more alarming note, warns us that SOME PEOPLE are actually feeding chocolate and nuts to squirrels and then allowing the squirrels to rest SUSPICIOUSLY NEAR the steering wheels of taxis, which as we all know can be easily turned into weapons. Everyone! Kindly remember what side we are on here!
1. First, from alert reader
2. On a considerably more alarming note, warns us that SOME PEOPLE are actually feeding chocolate and nuts to squirrels and then allowing the squirrels to rest SUSPICIOUSLY NEAR the steering wheels of taxis, which as we all know can be easily turned into weapons. Everyone! Kindly remember what side we are on here!