This is the BEST THING EVER. Ok. This week.

[mariness]

The thing about Twitter is, it often alerts you to things that you are probably better off not knowing about. Like a Tweet tonight that let me know that the evil people over at Oh No They Didn't had collected the images of every single last one of the 2013 Miss Universe costumes. If you have not seen these before now, I strongly recommend taking a drink first.

I am no Genevieve Valentine, but I do feel the need to direct your attention to certain of the costumes there, and our reactions:

Is France wearing the Eiffel Tower on her head? Is Great Britain wearing an Order of the British Empire GARTER? http://t.co/03yXDzPx7A

— Melanie (@grammar_girl) November 5, 2013

@mari_ness I like how the look on Paraguay's face is like "Yeah...I have no idea either. Just go with it."

— Melanie (@grammar_girl) November 5, 2013

@mari_ness HOLY CRAP JAMAICA.

— Melanie (@grammar_girl) November 5, 2013

@grammar_girl If you gotta butterfly, YOU GOTTA BUTTERFLY.

— Mari Ness (@mari_ness) November 5, 2013

@grammar_girl Nicaragua. What happened? No. Seriously. WHAT HAPPENED?

— Mari Ness (@mari_ness) November 5, 2013

@grammar_girl I.....need a moment after Nicaragua.

— Mari Ness (@mari_ness) November 5, 2013

@mari_ness Sweet baby Zeus. Are those...doll heads?

— Melanie (@grammar_girl) November 5, 2013

@grammar_girl SHE'S WEARING DEAD BABIES ON HER HEAD.

— Mari Ness (@mari_ness) November 5, 2013

@grammar_girl I mean, yes, Panama is wearing dangling condoms, but that can be dealt with. DEAD BABIES ON HEAD.

— Mari Ness (@mari_ness) November 5, 2013

@mari_ness Romania's actually kind of...awesome? I don't even want to think about how many peacocks had to die for this pageant, though.

— Melanie (@grammar_girl) November 5, 2013

@mari_ness Slovak Republic seems to have this event confused with the Oscars, which I appreciate.

— Melanie (@grammar_girl) November 5, 2013

@grammar_girl And yay, Sweden will cut through the costumes for us!

— Mari Ness (@mari_ness) November 5, 2013

@grammar_girl USA THINKS WE ARE VOLTRON!!!!!

— Mari Ness (@mari_ness) November 5, 2013

Go see the horrors for yourselves.