[personal profile] mariness
How not to get a wheelchair:

1. Admit, after significant badgering from family and friends, and after a very bad fall, that you need one.*

2. Head to wheelchair convention and try out some lightweight manual wheelchairs designed for shorter people. Cheer up and realize that maybe a wheelchair isn't so bad. Receive assurances from many very hot women and men that wheelchairs are actually very hot and sexy and you will look just fine in one and a lot better than you will look with a broken knee.

3. Easily get a script from the doctor. Feel reassured, knowing that central Florida's large elderly and disabled population means that a large selection of wheelchairs are readily available at a number of excellent and helpful medical supply centers, with trained staff willing and able to assist you in measuring you and working with you to provide the best wheelchair for your needs.

4. Call Cigna, an entity that terms itself a health insurance organization, and receive specific confirmation that yes, yes, they do cover supplies from Colonial Medical Supplies, based in downtown Orlando, as long as a prescription is provided.

5. Fuel up with French food. (Yay Sweet Traditions Bakery in downtown Winter Garden!)

6. Head to Colonial Medical Supplies. Because, to repeat the point, you have been assured by no less of an authority than Cigna that products purchased with a prescription at Colonial Medical Supplies will be covered by Cigna.

7. Be informed, kindly and regretfully, by a sales agent at Colonial Medical Supplies that in point of fact, they do not have an account with Cigna and that products, including wheelchairs, purchased at Colonial Medical Supplies, with or without a prescription, will not be covered by Cigna, and that in actual fact Cigna has never paid for any supplies purchased at Colonial Medical Supplies. "They keep sending people to us," the agent says. "I don't know why."

8. Call Cigna's 800 number and spend a few happy moments chatting with a computer.

9. Confirm with Cigna's agent that although just last week they claimed they did, indeed, work with Colonial Medical Supplies, in actual fact they do no such thing and never have. Receive names of two other companies in Orange County that absolutely, positively are durable medical supply companies that absolutely, positively will have wheelchairs available and that absolutely, positively work with Cigna.

10. Contact first company named. Number has been disconnected. Contact second company. Number has also been disconnected.

11. Contact AT&T Directory Assistance. Confirm that the second company does not in point of fact exist anyplace in Florida. AT&T is slightly more dubious about the first company, giving three potential companies with similar names. AT&T directory assistance person confides that this is why she no longer works for health insurance companies. "You wouldn't believe it but honestly having people shout at me here is so much less stressful."

12. Two of the companies named by AT&T do not sell wheelchairs. The third terminated its relationship with Cigna last year.

13. Call Cigna's 800 number and spend a few happy moments chatting with a computer.

14. Reach Cigna agent, who initially checks my address and notes that Cigna apparently does not cover any wheelchair suppliers in my zip code, Winter Garden. Announce that I am quite happy to go anywhere in Orange or Seminole Counties for the wheelchair, and that given that I am physically located in downtown Orlando, not in Winter Garden, at this moment, because Cigna sent me there, the Winter Garden address is irrelevant, even if a Winter Garden zip code is attached to the account. Agent cheers up and says chirpily that Cigna covers several wheelchair supply stores and she'll conference call me in.

15. Spend the next forty-five minutes listening to Cigna agent dial various companies listed in their database as customized wheelchair suppliers. These include: an emergency walk in clinic, a supplier of post-mastectomy supplies and breast reconstruction services, "the number you have reached is not in service...", two physical therapy rehab centers, two more companies that refuse to work with Cigna, and a drug addiction treatment center. Begin to question the quality of the Cigna database of customized wheelchair suppliers.

16. Reach a company that may possibly have customized wheelchairs. When the name "Cigna" is mentioned, there is a distinct hesitation on the other side of the phone.

17. Sympathize deeply with this hesitation. Realize, at the same time, that you have in no way consumed enough alcohol to deal with this.

18. Company reluctantly admits to working with Cigna, but is unsure what wheelchairs might be available, and asks for my location.

19. "She lives in Winter Park." "Garden!" "Oh, Winter – what was that?" "NEVER MIND. I can get to to Winter Park." [For non locals, they're about a half hour to forty-five minutes apart, but by that time I really didn't care.]

20. Company even more reluctantly agrees that they do, in fact, have a location in Altamonte Springs, but they are not sure about the wheelchair availability. (The person we were speaking to was in Atlanta.) I give my height, weight and medical condition. Altamonte Springs location is called.

21. Several minutes later, Altamonte Springs location confirms that it does not have wheelchairs.

22. Still cheery Cigna agent announces that we still have one more company on the list! The next company, she assures me, is a national supplier of wheelchairs without a local Orlando location that can come directly to your door.

23. Point out to Cigna agent that this wheelchair is not a temporary thing and the general idea, agreed upon by Cigna originally, was that I would be able to go and try out different models to ensure that I found one that met my needs so that I don't have to buy any more wheelchairs in the future, and that no, I do not just want a random wheelchair shipped to my door. Cigna agent assures me that Cigna wants the same thing. She calls the national supplier of wheelchairs.

24. National supplier of wheelchairs no longer works with Cigna. They provide another company, who, interestingly enough, is not in the Cigna database. Next company is called.

25. AT&T drops the Cigna call.

26. Realize yet again that wheelchair shopping should not be done without the assistance of hard liquor. Purse is regrettably free of hard liquor.

27. Start calling next company; during that call, Cigna agent calls, resulting in some confusion. Cigna agent explains that this particular company does work with Cigna. Nearly fall over in shock. The bad news is that they do not accept calls from patients. My doctor needs to call them, explain my needs, and then they will send a wheelchair right to my door. If it needs to be adjusted for my height and weight, they can do that then.

28. Explain, again, that this is a long term wheelchair and that Cigna had agreed that I could be properly measured for a wheelchair that would be the right size (I have difficulty with standard sized wheelchairs because I'm short) and that I would be allowed to try out different wheelchairs to ensure I was in one that met my needs. "Well, you can call them and explain that, and you can have your doctor explain what you need."

29. "A. Wheelchair."

30. Clarify that what this means is that despite my policy that includes customized wheelchairs, Cigna has no actual way of letting me purchase, with my health insurance, a customized wheelchair fitted for my height and weight in central Florida, even though I will be paying 30% of the price.

31. Imagine what things might have been like if I'd been trying to buy a power chair.

32. Think just how many people – me, my parents, two different Cigna agents, AT&T, various receptionists, sales agents, and so on – had to waste significant time on this because of Cigna's inability to keep their computer database updated.

(In all fairness, it is possible that the Cigna agent misunderstood and that this final company can provide customized wheelchairs – I was too exhausted to call them again once I got home, but I will be following up on this.)

33. Ah, migraine. How nice to realize that for once, you have arrived with a genuine and completely explicable cause.

34. On the bright side, this means that I entirely missed the whole boy not in a balloon story.

********

According to Forbes, Cigna CEO H. Edward Hanway earned $12,236,740 in 2008; here's some more fun stuff about Cigna's revenue and profit in 2nd quarter 2009.

*********

* I have been using a standard issue wheelchair, but it's too heavy for me to use without assistance and is designed for taller people. The idea is to get an ultralight wheelchair designed for petite women – which do exist and are readily available, if perhaps not through Cigna – to increase my independence and have my friends stop worrying about me when I'm walking.

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-16 03:10 pm (UTC)
kate_nepveu: sleeping cat carved in brown wood (Default)
From: [personal profile] kate_nepveu
Dude.

*insert black humor about government bureaucrats and health care reform here*

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] theodosia - Date: 2009-10-16 11:24 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] ysobel - Date: 2009-10-17 02:11 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] pauamma - Date: 2009-10-18 01:12 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-16 03:52 pm (UTC)
jesse_the_k: Slings & Arrows' Anna offers up "Virtual Timbits" (Anna brings doughnuts)
From: [personal profile] jesse_the_k
Oh my. I admire the patience required to enumerate these steps (although given the amount of time you spent on hold, you had to do something [other than blow up the building].)

(And it was probably #11 that saved your sanity.)

You are 100% correct that you need a lightweight (sometimes called "sports") wheelchair, and they do make them small enough for you (you may need to go to pediatric sizes...). Definitely you want to try them out to make sure it's the one for you.

BUT in my experience buying chairs (in the middle of the fourth one) going to the showroom gets you nothing but grief. Your insurance company is* going to pay a ridiculous amount of money for this chair; part of the expense will cover the wheelchair specialist coming to you to drop off various models for you to try for a couple of days each. Even more than bicycles, you need at least a couple hours living in it to judge the fit.

(And if you ever go to a powerchair, the first one is never right. Best bet is to buy it used out-of-pocket so you can figure out what you need.)

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] badgerbag - Date: 2009-10-18 10:59 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] badgerbag - Date: 2009-10-19 01:01 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] lauredhel - Date: 2009-10-19 02:46 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-16 08:43 pm (UTC)
laurashapiro: Aeryn Sun looking pissed off (frell)
From: [personal profile] laurashapiro
Here via [personal profile] cofax7, and my GOD. I am so sorry, and I am so outraged on your behalf!

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] laurashapiro - Date: 2009-10-16 09:48 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-16 09:18 pm (UTC)
trouble: Sketch of Hermoine from Harry Potter with "Bookworms will rule the world (after we finish the background reading)" on it (Default)
From: [personal profile] trouble
...........

woah.

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-17 12:28 am (UTC)
jonquil: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jonquil
Sons. Of. Diseased. Hyenas.

DAMN.

Yeah, we totally can't have government bureaucrats RUINING OUR HEALTH CAREZ.

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-17 12:30 am (UTC)
sara: S (healthcare)
From: [personal profile] sara
I would boggle, but me and my "good" health insurance have just spent the last week trying to get two small children flu shots. *sigh* The kid who's in public elementary school (e.g. the highest-risk population for H1N1) finally got vaccinated yesterday, after she and I stood in the hallway outside a local high school health clinic for two hours. I'd guess that my spouse and I have spent something like ten hours this week getting the kids immunized, and I'll be spending next Tuesday afternoon in another high school hallway trying to get the smaller child done.

These politicians keep coming on NPR saying, "And the great news is, you can keep your current insurance after reform!" and I'm going, "On what planet is that great news?"

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] sara - Date: 2009-10-17 04:17 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-17 01:14 am (UTC)
synecdochic: torso of a man wearing jeans, hands bound with belt (Default)
From: [personal profile] synecdochic
Linked via [livejournal.com profile] cofax7, and oh let me tell you, honey, I hear your pain. (I bought mine OOP, instead of through the insurance company, for this very reason.)

The best thing to do at this point, IMO, is to go to an online provider. If you shop carefully, and get one that's adjustable, you can get a decent one without fitting, and good wheelchairs (ie, the long-term ones) can be adjusted surprisingly much post-market.

I am a short fat chick, and I use the Quickie Revolution, in hot pink, mind you, which is a very awesome folding(!) ultralight with great stability -- the only flaw is that the scissor-lock brakes suck donkey nads; I haven't tried the swingaway ones, but they can't possibly be worse. It folds like a lawn chair and stows in the trunk of the car. (I have heard rumor that it even fits in an airplane overhead bin; I've not found a flight attendant who will let me try yet, alas.) It is 24lb. Did I mention the hot pink?

You can get a very good price at Sportaid, which is where I got mine, or order direct from mfr. I would get it in writing from the dogfuckers Cigna that they will reimburse you.

In measuring: You want the seat depth to be at least 1" less than you think you do. You do not want armrests. (It makes it very hard to push yourself, which is what you are going to want to do most of the time.) You want at least 4 degrees of camber; I wish I'd gone for 8, and will be swapping out the camber tube soon. (More camber = better mechanical advantage. Makes your profile a little wider, but not horribly so.)

I will happily talk your ear off about the process of ordering mine, and what I wish I'd gotten and not gotten, if you decide to go that route.

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] synecdochic - Date: 2009-10-17 01:37 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] synecdochic - Date: 2009-10-17 03:09 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] synecdochic - Date: 2009-10-17 03:20 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] synecdochic - Date: 2009-10-17 03:56 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] synecdochic - Date: 2009-10-17 04:30 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] synecdochic - Date: 2009-10-17 04:49 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] jecook - Date: 2009-10-18 02:42 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] lauredhel - Date: 2009-10-18 07:00 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] cesy - Date: 2009-10-18 02:42 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] synecdochic - Date: 2009-10-17 01:39 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] synecdochic - Date: 2009-10-17 03:12 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] synecdochic - Date: 2009-10-17 03:40 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] sarah - Date: 2009-10-17 01:56 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] ysobel - Date: 2009-10-17 02:34 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] exor674 - Date: 2009-10-18 04:01 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] synecdochic - Date: 2009-10-17 03:15 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-18 11:06 pm (UTC)
badgerbag: (Default)
From: [personal profile] badgerbag
I got a pink, reasonably light (but not ultra lightweight) quickie x-frame off ebay for about $300. I'm 5'3 and was about 130 lbs and a 14-inch chair, about the smallest considered and adult size, was okay for me. My new chair, rigid frame and under 20 lbs, is 15 inches in seat width and has been better. Lose the armrests and skirt protector things. Lots of camber in the wheels is good, but the more camber, the wider the bottom of your wheels will be when you go through a door. I think I'm 24" wide in my chair. It might be 22.

I agree with synecdochic about seat depth. Less seat depth means you aren't scooching forward and backwards all the time or leaning forward to push.

Spingery Spox wheels are about 1 lb less (each) than regular bike wheels. They're also way more expensive - $700 a pair rather than maybe $200. The insurance may still pay for it (and should because the lighter the chair the less chance you'll mess your shoulders up.)

Leather palmed fingerless gloves are useful.

Despite any advice and measuring people always say your first wheelchair will never be quite right and it takes a while to figure out what works best for you.

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-17 02:26 am (UTC)
feuervogel: (wtf?)
From: [personal profile] feuervogel
Good lord. (here via [personal profile] gchick) I hope you can get this worked out!

Like you said, it's such a good thing the insurance bureaucracy is keeping the government bureaucracy out of our health care!

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chicating - Date: 2009-10-17 03:20 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-17 09:29 pm (UTC)
azurelunatic: Vivid pink Alaskan wild rose. (Default)
From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
Here via [personal profile] gchick. Their system is all kinds of screwed up, isn't it. Wow.

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-17 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] ex_rising236
Of course, Cigna is arguably the worst insurance company I have ever heard of. I think I could actually get a new wheelchair covered by Blue Shield if I needed to get one, even if I would have to go through a slew of orthopedists and physical therapists. Thankfully I inherited a chair that is light enough and small enough for me to use and push myself around in when I need it.

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] ex_rising236 - Date: 2009-10-18 12:18 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-17 11:12 pm (UTC)
willow: Raspberry on black background. Text: Original Unfiltered Willow (Willow:Unfiltered)
From: [personal profile] willow
When I first heard the word 'CIGNA' I wasn't immediately sure but a quick search soon proved they ARE the company that denied a woman with a brain tumor treatment - a woman who now with Moveon.org is planning to go to their headquarters and ask them why it had to take media pressure for them to approve her treatment (after a two year I think it was wait) - heck for them to return a phonecall.

So I am not at all surprised you got the runaround on something NOT life threatening.

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] willow - Date: 2009-10-17 11:33 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-18 12:46 am (UTC)
starwatcher: Western windmill, clouds in background, trees around base. (Default)
From: [personal profile] starwatcher
.
Good God, I'm so angry on your behalf! The ineffieciency and runaround is fucking criminal.

If I may offer a request/suggestion -- copy this post (now that you've written it), perhaps taking out the salty language (we're supposed to be ladylike, don't'cha know) and send it to each of your congresspeople and senators. Even if -- especially if they're Republicans. Let them see how 'no universal coverage' actually affects real people.
.

(no subject)

Date: 2009-10-18 02:46 pm (UTC)
cesy: "Cesy" - An old-fashioned quill and ink (Default)
From: [personal profile] cesy
Wow. That is hideously bad.

(no subject)

Date: 2009-11-29 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] razorblade-cookies.blogspot.com
Sent here from Twitter, RTing the original poster there--but I had to stop and offer sympathies.

My partner's in a wheelchair, long-term. She works with the VA. Now, most of her doctors are great, most of the folks in Prosthetics are wonderful--we've been blessed, considering the horror stories that someone as close to me as my uncle had. But some people...you wonder what they're hearing, because it's obviously nothing she OR I is saying.

Case in point--we moved to a new house. The wheelchair she had then (a loaner until her new chair arrived) could get everywhere in the house. Then she got her new chair. Which was wider.

We stripped that chair down as far as we could. We took off some overhanging 'supports', flipped the wheel hubs, gained about an inch in on both sides--but we needed more. About two inches total, one inch off each side. We asked for custom spokeless wheels, which would pull the chair in by about an inch on both sides. After months of talking--during which she had to drop out of the chair at the bathroom door, and use her arms to DRAG herself across the linoleum then pull herself up to the tub's rim, and THEN transfer to the toilet seat--her doctors said there was no way they could authorize spokeless wheels. We were beyond desperate at that point. We pulled out all the stops, BEGGING for any alternatives they could think of to something that increased her total pain and wore her out--and that's leaving out the social humiliation of NOT being able to close the door if I wasn't home.

"Well," they told her, "we could send you a specialty hinge. I doubt it will help much. It'll only give you a clearance of maybe two inches. How much do you need?"

"Two inches."

They sent one out the following week, we installed it, it worked fine--just enough clearance to get into the door.

Six months, total. Half. A. Year. Believe me, I get it.

Em

October 2018

S M T W T F S
 123456
78910111213
14 151617181920
21222324252627
28293031   

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags