Random thought:

[mariness]

You know, just once, when an Evil Villain yells out, "AFTER THEM, YOU FOOLS!" I would just love to see the Evil Minions stop, turn around, and say, "WHO are you calling a fool here? You know, you just don't pay me enough to put up with this sort of verbal abuse. I quit. Chase them yourself. Me, I'm going to get a nice beer and avoid the whole obvious Falling Into the Heroes' Trap/Gun/Sword and Dying a Cheesy Death thing. It's been lovely. Except for this costume. You know, I can't help thinking that your evil schemes would do better if you clothed your minions better."

Just once.