Apparently, this is not a parody

[mariness]

....and since I know many of you woke up today with the thought, how can I, in my current position, possibly help out a struggling Hollywood celebrity with financial management issues, I offer you The Restoration of Stephen Baldwin. (I suspect you didn't know that Stephen Baldwin is just like Job, except without the sheep and the skin boils.)

The website doesn't mention it, but desperate Stephen Baldwin fans can rest assured that Imdb.com lists several upcoming Stephen Baldwin projects. Also slightly unlike Job, but reassuring for everyone nonetheless.

(Grabbed from several places around the net.)

Comments

[killing_rose]

...How is that not a parody? I mean, *really*?

*speechless*

[mariness]

I cannot believe that you refuse to acknowledge the financial agony of a Baldwin brother :) It's very sad.

Ok. Maybe not really.