Royal mistresses are often given a bad rap. After all, by definition they are either engaged in adultery or enjoying (or enduring) decidedly outside of marriage sex with little hope for marriage. Beyond this, many such women are accused of acting solely out of greed: why else, after all, would anyone sleep with a prince or a king? To be fair, in some cases, said prince or king may not exactly be a model of good looks (Charles II, anyone?) even when the contemporaries of said prince or king (Charles II, again) assure us that whatever we might think of their looks, they were very very hot and sexy. (Hi, Charles II.) Still, given that many royal mistresses received jewelry or titles or money or estates from their lovers, this greed thing might not be completely unfounded.

But what happens when the royal mistress is the one financially supporting her lover?

Dora of many, many last names depending on the circumstances, but generally known by her stage name of Mrs. Jordan, was one of the most successful actresses of the English stage in the late 18th and early 19th centuries. Primarily known for her work in comedy and her Shakespearean roles, she worked a punishing schedule, often performing two plays per night in front of large audiences (her primary London theatre could seat 2000 people) or doing exhausting road shows. Thanks to her popularity, she could, and did, command very high salaries; she also wrote music and helped write plays. She became known for championing plays written by women, and was talented enough that she could continue to play teenagers even when she was decidedly no longer in that category. What makes this particularly astonishing is that she did this while seemingly constantly pregnant: she bore at least 14 living children and reportedly also suffered multiple miscarriages. She typically worked right up to the point of giving birth, and took very short maternity leaves, often bringing whatever child she was nursing to work and sometimes even on stage. I mean, I hurt just thinking about this.

Her first pregnancy was apparently the result of what we would now call sexual harassment. This was before she had earned her later popularity, and Dora at the time had no money and only limited social connections; also, she was illegitimate herself. That pregnancy also forced her to take the name "Mrs. Jordan" (socially a "Miss" could not be so heavily pregnant, although the lack of a "Mr. Jordan" was an open secret.) Dora adored her little daughter. It's very possible that, however negative that first experience, the fact that she had been able to continue to work through and after the socially unsanctioned pregnancy encouraged her to have later relationships without the benefit of marriage. Or, more likely, she just fell in love.

One of these later lovers was the Duke of Clarence, third son of George III, later to become King William IV. In these pre-king days, the Duke of Clarence had very little to do: he spent some time in the Navy, and then was taken out of it for the fun of just hanging around and not doing much. Shockingly, when you have nothing to do, you end up spending a lot of money, and arguably one reason the Duke stayed with Dora was that she often paid his bills, and continued to pay her own. After all, she had more money than he did.

Despite his debts, they seem to have been very happy: they had a large house on the country (Dora commuted, often having to stay in town) and the Duke was very kind to Dora's children who weren't his (three of them) and Dora in turn was very kind to the Duke's son who wasn't hers (one of them.) When not together (because of her work obligations) they wrote each other constantly and affectionately. Until, that is, the Duke dumped her.

By this point Dora was turning fifty. The Duke was still in debt, and so Dora remained the main breadwinner for their family and their children. The boys started military careers at what we would consider horribly young ages (14, 11, and so on). The girls stayed with their father, but king's son or not, money was tight, and they continually begged Dora for money. A son-in-law cheated Dora out of money just as her health started to decline – she had, after all, been working a demanding job for decades, even beyond all the childbearing. Now deeply in debt, and unable to continue working the same schedule, she fled to Paris – close, she hoped, to one of her military sons – and died in poverty. Not exactly the royal mistress makes out big sort of story.

Claire Tomalin's Mrs Jordan's Profession: The Actress and the Prince is a delightfully gossipy biography of Mrs. Jordan that tells you all the important things, like, who was sleeping with whom, and how an attack of black beetles can attack even the best of households, and the circumstances leading up to court martials, and suicides, drug abuse, actresses, bigamous marriages (well, ok, just one) and other scandals. It could have benefited from slightly better copyediting – I caught a few typos and grammatical errors, and one of the footnotes claims that Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire, was Lady Harriet Bessborough's younger sister; it was quite the other way around. But still, quite a lot of fun, and if you've been reading my Georgette Heyer posts and want to know more of the background, recommended.
I have got to stop doing this. And by "this," I mean, "read irritating sequels to Jane Austen novels by contemporary writers." The latest one is The Independence of Miss Mary Bennet, by Colleen McCullough. Colleen McCullough, not usually a major favorite of mine, but I always felt rather drawn to Miss Mary Bennet, who seemed to be a lot like me; nose always in a book, unless practicing piano which she not so secretly had no real at but hoped to to be a bit cooler and often quoting from books just so that she could say something that seemed intelligent. I always felt Jane Austen gave her a bit of the short shrift. So, I picked up the book and read merrily along. Lydia - drunken mess, ok (George Wickham safely packed off to America); Jane steadily and agreeably popping out babies until she physically can't but still agreeably getting pregnant, ok (it's not as if any of us could seriously imagine her saying "no" to Mr. Bingley, whatever the health issues involved, and the thought of Jane Bennet Bingley chatting about birth control just...yeah. Let's not even try to go there); Kitty a wealthy society widow with sharp insights into certain human behaviors...

Huh?

...ok, I can deal with Kitty, especially since she became Lady Menadew at the expense of Louisa Hurst, so, all good; Lizzy --

Unhappy.

Specifically, unhappy in her marriage which has dissolved into misunderstandings and so on and everyone is miserable. Also no sex.

Forgive me for I must SCREAM.

I know writers need to do this, or think they need to do this, to add tension and all that to the storyline, and yes, ok, I know that realistically Elizabeth and Darcy must have had a quarrel or two and had their share of sorrows along with the joys and probably had their moments of going, "I just so do not get him/her," although probably in a more British/Victorian sort of way (Victorian when they got older), but, and this is the main thing: the entire point of the book is that Darcy and Elizabeth earned a happy ending and found they were soulmates blah blah despite really not having any sex however much the BBC likes to put Mr. Darcy into lovely wet and clinging shirts and the latest filmed version liked to have Darcy and Elizabeth lightly and erotically touching each other in the rain and the mist.

And I'm just going to skip over the entire plot involving Mary Bennet.

The book isn't badly written, and it's decently researched, and McCullough clearly shares my need to squish Louisa Hurst, but, auugh.

This entire post brought to you in part through watching Beau Brummel, which was eh, but put me into an overall Regency mood which this book did zilch to satisfy. Oh well. At least Persuasion can be read online. And I sense I'll be doing just that. It's a healing sort of book.

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