I told you they could not be trusted!
Jul. 6th, 2010 12:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
marinessThe New York Times kindly alerts readers to the tactical deceptions employed by grey squirrels. WARNING: contains distressing admission from a human who states that he is "flattered" by the term "squirrelly." We need to keep an eye on this one. PhD or not, I think he may be a traitor to the cause.
Lest some of you continue to think that I am overstating the threat, let me just note that over in California, the squirrels are viciously SPREADING bubonic plague (the Los Angeles Times has a considerably less interesting take on this here, proving that the Los Angeles Times really needs to do a bit of work on their sensationalist techniques if they want to remain proud members of the American media). And if that weren't enough, black SUPER SQUIRRELS (their term, not mine!) are appearing all over England, spreading their war.
Lest some of you continue to think that I am overstating the threat, let me just note that over in California, the squirrels are viciously SPREADING bubonic plague (the Los Angeles Times has a considerably less interesting take on this here, proving that the Los Angeles Times really needs to do a bit of work on their sensationalist techniques if they want to remain proud members of the American media). And if that weren't enough, black SUPER SQUIRRELS (their term, not mine!) are appearing all over England, spreading their war.