Five

[mariness]

This is an unpaid commercial endorsement for Haagen-Daas's new line of ice cream, Five. The Mint flavour and I have just entered into a serious, long term relationship and I expect an announcement of our marriage any day now. It will, of course, have to be an open marriage, by necessity, because, well, they also have a chocolate flavour. You can all understand this sort of thing, I'm sure.