The Dungeons and Dragons prison ban:

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So, in case you missed it, the 7th Circuit Court upheld a ban on playing Dungeons and Dragons in prison. This is my favorite bit:

Muraski elaborated that during D&D games, one player is denoted the "Dungeon Master." The Dungeon Master is tasked with giving directions to other players, which Muraski testified mimics the organization of a gang.

I don't know who this guy has been playing with, but as an occasional Dungeon Master, I think I speak for all of us when I say if only players would follow directions. If only.