mariness

For a variety of annoying reasons, I can't go to ComicCon this year (sniffle). But if I were going, I sure as hell wouldn't need this guide. And on behalf of women everywhere, let me assure you, should we get close enough to play with Jake Gyllenhaal's abs, laundry is going to be the last thing on our minds.

(Mostly irrelevant note: I'm not even a major fan of Jake Gyllenhaal. But. Still.)