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Warrior's Way
Dec. 6th, 2010 09:40 amHow, how, can a movie with cowboys, ninjas AND CLOWNS go so terribly, terribly wrong?
( Let's find out! )
( Let's find out! )
Ninja Assassin
Nov. 29th, 2009 09:59 amNinja Assassin
I have a confession to make to you all:
I kinda love ninjas.
I know, I know.
Which is why I found myself at Ninja Assassin, a film many of you would object to on the grounds of the myriad plot holes, the senseless and poorly edited violence, the lousy score, the horrific dialogue, the misuse of GPS technology, and a surprising ignorance of Japanese culture for a film ostensibly about ninjas. (It's actually about the myriad ways we, as filmmakers, can use CGI blood.) This is not, to put it mildly, a Good Film.
( Because I love you, my readers, I save you a great deal of pain. )
I have a confession to make to you all:
I kinda love ninjas.
I know, I know.
Which is why I found myself at Ninja Assassin, a film many of you would object to on the grounds of the myriad plot holes, the senseless and poorly edited violence, the lousy score, the horrific dialogue, the misuse of GPS technology, and a surprising ignorance of Japanese culture for a film ostensibly about ninjas. (It's actually about the myriad ways we, as filmmakers, can use CGI blood.) This is not, to put it mildly, a Good Film.
( Because I love you, my readers, I save you a great deal of pain. )
